Unicorn glitterwitter

An experience so exciting you could burst into a huge glitter ball like meeting the boy of your dreams or seeing the most beautiful scenery ever

Oh my unicorn glitterwitter he’s hot!

Unicorn glitterwitter this place is beautiful!

by Lucifer24 September 1, 2019

Chicago Unicorn

The art of having a threesome with one woman and two men. The woman is in doggy position while a man takes her from behind and the other man is pressing his dick against her forehead while she simultaneously licks his balls. The end result should be mass amounts of semen in her hair and on her back.

Guy 1: Dude, last night was great. Me and my girl finally did the Chicago Unicorn

Guy 2: No way! How did it feel?

Guy 1: It was magical.

by tombrady2k15 April 8, 2016

unicorn's horn

Something that is very awesome, but also very rare.

Hey, have you heard of that vegan soft serve shop?
Yeah, man. That place is the unicorn's horn.

by David Hamburgeee July 13, 2014

fucking unicorns

What do you want to know? THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS. Magestic rainbow shit, candy farts. Liquid chocolate diarrea. Candy corn tears.... FUCKING UNICORNS. WANT MORE DEFENITION GO LOOK FOR A FUCKING UNICORN YOUSELF
Yours truly
-A FUCKING UNICORN

BRATney: Unicorns dont exiiiiiiiisstttttt :/
Me: THEY ARE FUCKING UNICORNS.

by FuckingUnicornsBiatch June 15, 2017

Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016

Mike The Unicorn

At Day you may know him as "Lucca", a pirate who is skilled at sky-diving and kicking ass. But come nightfall, he turns into a unicorn named Mike. Legend has it, that he teams up with Mila the Ninja, Eugenio the Genie, and Chuck Norris to fight the evil forces of "Voldemort, the unicorn Eater" and "Pedo-Bear". He is very good friends with Fred The Bear.

Mike The Unicorn saved the day!

by Mike The Unicorn December 11, 2011

Flaccid Unicorn

When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!

Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn

by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016