Bullshit

Cunton

Anything anyone says is so Cunton, meaning bullshit. Cunton means completel bull crap, totally false, a waste of breath & a waste of hearing. Saying cunton refers to lies, insults, misjudgment, discrimination, prejudice, sexual harrasssment, peer pressure, bad choices, jail time, anything bad that happens in your life & anything anyone says is total Bullshit, or pulling a cunton.

by Fuckcunton December 13, 2019

Magictear-bullshit

When a fictional character is crying in front of someone, and because of this reviving or cure him/her.

Magictear-bullshit usually happens in Disney flims, like the time when Rapunzel saves Flynn after he almost dies.

by Crazyjoe05 November 23, 2017

Bullshit Artist

Girl 1: Kailee always posts on Facebook about how perfect her life is. She makes me SOOOO MAD.

Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?

Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.

A bullshit artist is an artist in the art of producing bullshit.

by Hohater6969 October 7, 2023

bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!

I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit

by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021

to fuck your mother made of bullshit

stuff

idk to fuck your mother made of bullshit

by HOTTY MC SCOTTY November 21, 2022

nigga what the fuck is this bullshit

A phrase to say after your brother went to make a criminal empire while you were in jail trying to survive jail rape.

Lemme get you some new clothes!
Nigga what the fuck is this bullshit.

by dan250islame February 18, 2024

bullshit stain

A neck beard, fedora wearing, weeaboo watching my little pony gets so excited over one scene that he literally shits himself, just a little. And that one shit rubs off on his underwear and stays there. That is the bullshit stain.

"Hans, you are a bullshit stain."

"Yes. Yes I am."

by a literal butt September 14, 2015