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Bloody bud slide

The act of your boss/supervisor paying for you to pleasure yourself with the use of a prostitute on her period.
Hey bud, meet me at the moon winks hotel, I got you a "bloody bud slide".
by P-nut butt-er falcon December 13, 2019
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shaft n slide

To grease a tiled floor and strip naked using the shaft of your dick as a sled.

Done best on a floor with as little cracks in between the tiles as possible as you do not want to cheese grate yourself.
Wtf why is my floor wet? Jerry!
Yes?
Wtf your naked!
Yeah and?
Why?!
Its a shaft n slide wanna join?
by Ahent June 3, 2019
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Texas Slip-and-Slide

lets go make a texas slip-and-slide over at cooter's house yeehaw!
by dongkeykong August 4, 2019
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banana mud slide

The penis penetrates the asshole and then they shit all over him.
Last night she gave me a banana mud slide because I donkey punched her.
by AssilemFlow April 22, 2018
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Alabama Slip and Slide

When you oil up your cousin and then wrestle them until penetration occurs
"Yo that Alabama Slip and Slide was crazy"
"Yah bro, my cousin loved it"
by _wario_ January 20, 2020
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Reverse ham slide

When a girl is doing reverse cowgirl, and puts her face in the bed, and slides back and forth on the cock without bouncing.
I love it when my girl reverse ham slides in the sack.
by Bill Rob March 25, 2017
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Albanian Water slide

When one is covered from head to knee in lube, and the body is used as a water slide to defect poop from a third party.
1: Hey Lewis, did you shit on Jose?
2: No I tried but she was still lubed up - she Albanian water slided me!
by G Jack October 2, 2021
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