magic jay bone

slang term for a rolled marijuana cigarette.

"I sure do like to smoke me a magic jay bone!"

by titmouse August 1, 2006

maths magician

someone very dedicated to the stimulating world of maths.
someone who searches up equations in their spare time on the internet.

jack is such a maths magician

that maths magician just did my homework in his head

by slickrickthefirst February 21, 2006

Have a magical evening.

A method Walt Disney employees use to politely tell you to go fuck yourself.

Customer: What do you mean I can't have an extended checkout?

WD employee: It just isn't possible at this time Sir, Have a magical evening.

by Hikari Shadow May 24, 2011

magick

the act (practice) of manipulating and directing energy according to your will so as to accomplish the desired goal.

Magick is not for kids.

Magick, particularly the successful one, requires mastery.

by Ashtarte March 30, 2010

Magician

noun; A master of manipulation. A Magician can control anyone and everyone he wants to by merely speaking to them. He knows how to read a persons' emotions by looking into their eys... once this is done, he can evaluate what has been read and determine the best way to interact with that person to get what he wants. What he wants is rarely sex, though it would be easily in his ability to obtain that. The Magician considers himself an enigmatic figure, and is devoted to studying human emotion ( i.e what causes emotion in people, and what effect it can have on them.).

This means that the Magician is adept at handling multiple partner relationships, and can usually keep said relationships going for long periods of time.

Guy 1: Dude! That guy's got.. what.. 8 different girls?
Guy 2: Yeah man! And he's kept 'em going for l7 months!
Guy 1: Shit! And none of them know ANYTHING about the others?!
Guy 2: Nah, bro. This dude is a fucking MAGICIAN.

by The Magician September 10, 2008

magic mushroom

they make you TRIP not get HIGH you fucking idiot

by shoeless joe March 24, 2003

magican

This is when you have mounted your girl doggy style. As you are going at itm spit on her back and make her think you are done. Then when she turns around you shoot your wad into her eye, and yell Alla Kazam!

I just gave that bitch Molly the magican right in her eye.

by Mexican Ninja October 25, 2006