A group of people/music everyone else like to give shit.
Emo basically means the group all the other cliques like to give hell when, in fact, they are all being idiotic hypocrites.
Emo basically means the group all the other cliques like to give hell when, in fact, they are all being idiotic hypocrites.
example:
Popular guy: Hey! you emo fag, go kill yourself!!! LOL!!!
That annoying girl in you class that everyone hates: OMG LOL!!!
dorky kid: You can do the world a service, go slit your wrists.
Teacher: Why do you have to be so different? Whats wrong with conformism?
Emo kid: *Ignores the cruel insults, they aren't even worth the time*
Popular girl: Why can't you just kill yourself already? you're so worthless and stupid!!!!!!
Popular guy: LOL OMG THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!
Un-popular guy: Yeah you stupid emo go kill yourself
Un-popular girl: You're sooooooooo gay. No girl would ever go out with you.
Emo kid: *Kills self because of how fucking stupid his classmates are being*
All students who used to tease the emo kid: *fake sadness* We didn't mean to kill him/her!!! It was an accident
Me: Retards, you didn't think that calling someone names and telling them they are worthless and stupid would get them upset??
Students (Bullies): But he wasn't a real person, he was just adhering to a trend!
Me: *amazed that neanderthals like these idiots know what "adhering" means, then gets over it* not a real person?? Cause he was different? wow, so this is why the planet is being shot to hell... bigots like you are going to inherit the world... Damnnn, we're all screwed.
Popular guy: Hey! you emo fag, go kill yourself!!! LOL!!!
That annoying girl in you class that everyone hates: OMG LOL!!!
dorky kid: You can do the world a service, go slit your wrists.
Teacher: Why do you have to be so different? Whats wrong with conformism?
Emo kid: *Ignores the cruel insults, they aren't even worth the time*
Popular girl: Why can't you just kill yourself already? you're so worthless and stupid!!!!!!
Popular guy: LOL OMG THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!
Un-popular guy: Yeah you stupid emo go kill yourself
Un-popular girl: You're sooooooooo gay. No girl would ever go out with you.
Emo kid: *Kills self because of how fucking stupid his classmates are being*
All students who used to tease the emo kid: *fake sadness* We didn't mean to kill him/her!!! It was an accident
Me: Retards, you didn't think that calling someone names and telling them they are worthless and stupid would get them upset??
Students (Bullies): But he wasn't a real person, he was just adhering to a trend!
Me: *amazed that neanderthals like these idiots know what "adhering" means, then gets over it* not a real person?? Cause he was different? wow, so this is why the planet is being shot to hell... bigots like you are going to inherit the world... Damnnn, we're all screwed.
by WTH?? May 25, 2011
Get the Emomug. a person that "can't seem to handle it" when normal, everyday shit happens. person also takes pride in annoying their closest friends.
"dude my dad told me to hush. I CANT HANDLE IT!!"
"a girl called me 'creepy emo guy'. i need to get away from this life!"
"i need attention so im gonna cut myself"
"a girl called me 'creepy emo guy'. i need to get away from this life!"
"i need attention so im gonna cut myself"
by coolestpersoneber July 13, 2009
Get the emomug. Girls:
-Choppy black hair that is always in their eyes
-Heavy eyeliner
-Ultra tight/Ripped pants
-Scars on their wrists/arm/thigh
-They complain about the world and themselves
-Needs a reality check
Boys:
-Choppy black hair that is always in their eyes
-Wears makeup
-Wears tight girl pants
-They cry into their hair
-Scars on their wrists/arm/thigh
-They complain about the world and themselves
-Needs a reality check
-Choppy black hair that is always in their eyes
-Heavy eyeliner
-Ultra tight/Ripped pants
-Scars on their wrists/arm/thigh
-They complain about the world and themselves
-Needs a reality check
Boys:
-Choppy black hair that is always in their eyes
-Wears makeup
-Wears tight girl pants
-They cry into their hair
-Scars on their wrists/arm/thigh
-They complain about the world and themselves
-Needs a reality check
Emo Boy: "I hate my life."
Emo Girl: "I hate my life more. Lets cut ourselves and cry together. Then take pictures and put them on myspace."
Emo Girl: "I hate my life more. Lets cut ourselves and cry together. Then take pictures and put them on myspace."
by jetplanes September 7, 2008
Get the Emomug. Emo
Closely related to Immature. Can be defined as to be the worst possible kind of social status yet impressiveley illustrious.
Basic signs of being emo include:
1. Wearing of clothes from the opposite sex(preferably tight and black)
2. Listening to noise (what they call music) that includes no musicality at all.
3. In some cases, same sex smooches. (Females smooches are hot) Males on the other hand, NOT COOL and TOTALY GAY.
4. They deal with their problems in a very immature manner by cutting (They also say that cutting means coolness) and making compositions/poems and other stuff that wont even pass as reading materials for children.
5. Actually you don't need signs to know what emos look like or wher they are, they are almost anywhere including hell (heaven is off-limits to emos, even Satan hates them but he managed to find a deep hole in hell to keep them away from real people that died).
6. If your reading this and your emo, don't be offended. What you are reading is the real world outside yours.
Closely related to Immature. Can be defined as to be the worst possible kind of social status yet impressiveley illustrious.
Basic signs of being emo include:
1. Wearing of clothes from the opposite sex(preferably tight and black)
2. Listening to noise (what they call music) that includes no musicality at all.
3. In some cases, same sex smooches. (Females smooches are hot) Males on the other hand, NOT COOL and TOTALY GAY.
4. They deal with their problems in a very immature manner by cutting (They also say that cutting means coolness) and making compositions/poems and other stuff that wont even pass as reading materials for children.
5. Actually you don't need signs to know what emos look like or wher they are, they are almost anywhere including hell (heaven is off-limits to emos, even Satan hates them but he managed to find a deep hole in hell to keep them away from real people that died).
6. If your reading this and your emo, don't be offended. What you are reading is the real world outside yours.
by chad3225698 September 6, 2007
Get the EMOmug. The act of cutting off ones genetals (balls), and then comsuming (drinking) ones tears after the act. After the act is complete, in most casess tragically, bad music is created.
"Whats up with you dude, you've been acting weird lately?"
"well i really like black, mullets and other akward haircuts, piecings, and terrible music that makes me wanna cut myself. i don't know whats wrong."
"Ahh, i see i see. I think i kno the problem, ure turning emo."
"Ooo, well i guess i better cut off my balls, i wont need those anymore."
"well i really like black, mullets and other akward haircuts, piecings, and terrible music that makes me wanna cut myself. i don't know whats wrong."
"Ahh, i see i see. I think i kno the problem, ure turning emo."
"Ooo, well i guess i better cut off my balls, i wont need those anymore."
by Nockturnal January 15, 2008
Get the emomug. Oh gosh, where to begin.
Emos say that emo isn't what we all know it means.
Emo may have at one point, been emotive hard core, but since language evolves with the times, emo has come to mean a bunch of people who are antidisestablishmentarians, but in doing so, simply give in to the zeitgeist by becoming one with it. Please make a note of it.
Emos say that emo isn't what we all know it means.
Emo may have at one point, been emotive hard core, but since language evolves with the times, emo has come to mean a bunch of people who are antidisestablishmentarians, but in doing so, simply give in to the zeitgeist by becoming one with it. Please make a note of it.
I'm Emo, but I don't wear black. Gosh, don't generalize me. Ooh! Hot Topic has new Tim Burton stuff, I gotta get there so that all of my friends will think I'm SOO xXcoreXx. Well, tata my lovelies, I need to go write a poem in free verse.
by xXcoreXx-the-emoest-of-them-all-xXcoreXx May 20, 2008
Get the emomug. Okay, so there are two very different definitions for the label 'emo'.
First version (usually used by non-emos): Emos are attention seekers who live regular lives like every other teenager in Britain but cannot handle the strain as well as everyone else. They say that they are individuals, yet listen to ‘emo music’, hang out in ‘emo groups’ and buy ‘emo clothes’ with their pocket money. They hang out in dark rooms generally ignoring the happy things in life and talk about how depressed they are all the time. Most lie about cutting themselves in order for people to feel sorry for them without actually experiencing any pain at all. Others do it as an ‘initiation’ ceremony in order to become fully emo. ‘Cutting’ is a fad – what on earth does it help? You feel sad, so you cut yourself to make you feel… better? They don’t appreciate what they have, and do not realise how bad other peoples' lives are in comparison to their own. Emo is just an ever-increasingly popular ‘group’ which people want to be part of. It is a group for kids without an identity, looking for a bit of melodrama and ‘deeper levels of understanding’. To be honest, the kids who REALLY have a life not worth living aren’t even in the emo club – they just try to get through each day until it gets better.
Second version (usually used by TRUE emos – i.e. those who actually have a reason to be depressed): Kids who have had the misfortune to go through circumstances which are incredibly depressing. For example, parental divorce, death of a loved one, and loneliness. They listen to music which explains how they feel, enjoy hanging around with people who understand how they feel, and buy clothes that express to the world about how they feel. Only some kids cut themselves. Cutting can become addictive, and it distracts from the inner pain. It can be hard when youre labelled in the street because of what you wear, and can sometimes make depression worse. Being a ‘half-emo’ can also mean that you just like black and emo clothes and haircuts, and enjoy gigs and mosh pits. Some people that you like because theyre genuinely nice people, could be emo, and fun to hang around with.
Nearly every single teenager has wanted some form of attention or feeling of belonging at some time or other, and being emo could be the solution to some. Don’t hate people because of what they are labelled. Get to know them – they may be more like you than you think.
First version (usually used by non-emos): Emos are attention seekers who live regular lives like every other teenager in Britain but cannot handle the strain as well as everyone else. They say that they are individuals, yet listen to ‘emo music’, hang out in ‘emo groups’ and buy ‘emo clothes’ with their pocket money. They hang out in dark rooms generally ignoring the happy things in life and talk about how depressed they are all the time. Most lie about cutting themselves in order for people to feel sorry for them without actually experiencing any pain at all. Others do it as an ‘initiation’ ceremony in order to become fully emo. ‘Cutting’ is a fad – what on earth does it help? You feel sad, so you cut yourself to make you feel… better? They don’t appreciate what they have, and do not realise how bad other peoples' lives are in comparison to their own. Emo is just an ever-increasingly popular ‘group’ which people want to be part of. It is a group for kids without an identity, looking for a bit of melodrama and ‘deeper levels of understanding’. To be honest, the kids who REALLY have a life not worth living aren’t even in the emo club – they just try to get through each day until it gets better.
Second version (usually used by TRUE emos – i.e. those who actually have a reason to be depressed): Kids who have had the misfortune to go through circumstances which are incredibly depressing. For example, parental divorce, death of a loved one, and loneliness. They listen to music which explains how they feel, enjoy hanging around with people who understand how they feel, and buy clothes that express to the world about how they feel. Only some kids cut themselves. Cutting can become addictive, and it distracts from the inner pain. It can be hard when youre labelled in the street because of what you wear, and can sometimes make depression worse. Being a ‘half-emo’ can also mean that you just like black and emo clothes and haircuts, and enjoy gigs and mosh pits. Some people that you like because theyre genuinely nice people, could be emo, and fun to hang around with.
Nearly every single teenager has wanted some form of attention or feeling of belonging at some time or other, and being emo could be the solution to some. Don’t hate people because of what they are labelled. Get to know them – they may be more like you than you think.
Person: 'Hey dude, look over there, some damn emos with their black hoodies and weird hair... jeez man theyre such attention seekers'
Friend: 'Err... you own a black hoodie, and all they've done is grown their hair long, man.'
Person:'Umm... oh be quiet, fool'
Cheerleader:'Oh my god, that girl is like, SOO weird - she is like, always DEPRESSED and shit!'
Friend:'Weren't you crying on the phone to me the other night because your boyfriend dumped you? You seemed pretty depressed then...'
Cheerleader:'Oh shuttup'
Friend: 'Err... you own a black hoodie, and all they've done is grown their hair long, man.'
Person:'Umm... oh be quiet, fool'
Cheerleader:'Oh my god, that girl is like, SOO weird - she is like, always DEPRESSED and shit!'
Friend:'Weren't you crying on the phone to me the other night because your boyfriend dumped you? You seemed pretty depressed then...'
Cheerleader:'Oh shuttup'
by abi_yeah December 25, 2008
Get the Emomug.