butt schwangler

A guy who goes around teaching women to love anal sex by opening them up to the possibility of enjoying getting a dick in their ass.

"Gustav is a real Butt Schwangler, he showed Barbara who thought she'd never be an anal lover how to take his 8-in cock up her ass with ease. Now she begs him for it."

by ButtSchwangler December 12, 2023

B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)

All day spent on the couch generally not giving a f*ck about the world or interacting with the human race. Wrapped in a blanket, it's the ultimate chill day. Waisting your entire day watching TV, playing video games, watching movies, often times in your pajamas and not showered for the entire day. B.i.B usually occurres following a long work week, a night of heavy partying, or when your home sick.

Ex 1) You're hungover? Are we gonna see you later or are you B.i.B (Blanket in the Butt)?

Ex 2) I had a f*cked week at work, I'm B.i.B all weekend...

Ex 3) I've got the cold from hell, I'm B.i.B with some hot & sour soup and Theraflu.

by T. Dub January 12, 2013

Butt-grissle

The little turd that’s left behind on your butt and no matter how much you wipe there’s still poop .

No matter how much I wiped that butt-grissle was still there.

by Fartgoblinxo January 03, 2025

shit from a butt

When you say something is shit, but you really wanna emphasize it.

Kevin: Dude, did you see how badly the Washington Wizards lost against the Thunder last night?

Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.

by conflict dude February 25, 2024

Butt coin

When there are no good outcomes, you are said to have flipped a butt coin. Both sides of the coin are tails, and you cannot win.

Wow, if I don't work late, I have to have dinner with my ex. Guess I'll flip a butt coin.

by Frank's mom November 18, 2021

Brazilian Butt Kid

(BBK)
When you get pregnant after someone cums in your juicy butthole and drips down the vagina

Too many margaritas?

Nah, just a Brazilian butt kid!

by Tripod6969 August 22, 2021

butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

by superdada March 02, 2018