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grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
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the grandma is the baby

An widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby”.
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
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Dick baby

Dick Baby- A person born from the natural process of human mating
Are you for real you're acting like a test tube baby are you a test too baby or a dick baby humm
by Assberg December 18, 2023
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Flu baby

Flu baby: When a Women gets pregnant while having The Flu.
Jenny called in Sick today, She must be pregnant with a Flu baby after A week of being sick with flu and Fucking her Husband .
by Bwc21 December 19, 2023
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Crime Baby

Crime Baby(s) refer to children, (usually toddlers) that do criminal activities. Such as stealing chocolate from a gas station.
"A Crime Baby just stole a bunch of Kit-Kats!"

"Fucking Crime Babys..."
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Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.
Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma
by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023
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Napkin Baby

When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born
“mf is a napkin baby
by hotmanass69 July 2, 2023
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