by Stellar Aspen June 9, 2022

by Dynamite01 February 6, 2018

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).
How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
by Bestly May 4, 2018

by Autisticliam456 December 7, 2018

by Hawthorne place May 25, 2013

GRAPES is an acronym of the list of topics to avoid at Thanksgiving (or any holiday or celebration in which you must share space with relatives):
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.
Guns, Religion, Abortion, Politics, Economics, Sexuality.
Don't talk about GRAPES, you'll set off Uncle So-and-So's conspiracy spiral. Again.
Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.
Cousin 1: So what do you think about the new church they're buil-
Cousin 2: SHHH, we don't go near GRAPES when the entire family has to share a house for hours and hours.
by MaggityMagpieMcGee September 14, 2021

by Mark Cello October 27, 2022
