Minneapolis Rush Hour

The period of time when every single bathroom stall in an office are completely full. This typically occurs as soon as the bowels turn into an active cement mixer following the consumption of a gallon of coffee and putting out the 4th cigarette of the morning upon arrival to work. Derived from the multiple routes than can be taken during rush hour in Minneapolis that correspond to the map of office bathrooms that have the highest probability of having a vacancy.

I just saw Russ lumbering through the office doubled-over in pain and sweating profusely. It looks like all those buffalo wings he ate at Ivan’s Super Bowl party last night want out right in the middle of Minneapolis Rush Hour.

by PantyRader November 27, 2012

questionable nigga hours

When a nigga goin though shit but he question his mind and so he gotta have an hour to think

It's from 8am to 9am

Sad nigga: you awake for sad nigga hours last night?
Questioning nigga: nah I was awake for questionable nigga hours tho and damn I thought bout a lot

by Eric kinda exists September 24, 2017

shower rush hour

The time of day when there is a large amount of surrounding neighbors in urban area using the same pooled source of shared water supply. Usually the people using their water supply at this time experience low water pressure.

I hate it when I wake up in the morning and I start taking a shower during shower rush hour and I can't rinse the shampoo out of my hair.

by JBowe aka ChillaxinDrunk January 27, 2014

No Rush Hour Zone

The area of a city or town where all the Section 8 housing is...you know it as the projects.

‘How did you get here so quick when it’s 5:30pm?’ - Friend

‘I took a short cut thru the no rush hour zone, those people dont work, theres no traffic.’

by Matt_Foley December 19, 2019

Sad baddie hours

sad baddie hourss is every motherfucking day .. buh you still slayinnn emm ;))

Person 1 : aye ,, wut did he say to uu askinn him out ?
Person 2 : he rejected me :< .. SAD BADDIE HOURSSS !!

by shayy grll ' $$ September 3, 2020

Sad Arden Hours

When Arden experiences sadness, Sad Arden Hours are happening.

#Why U playing Mad World bro? "
"Oh it's just sad arden hours."

by Not Arden November 1, 2020

real gargoyle hours

real gargoyle hours are when its past 1:00 am and the real gargoyles come out

Yo were you up for real gargoyle hours

by God Tears February 18, 2018