Legged a jobe

When you run after a taxi

I legged a jobe

by Lewis fitz June 17, 2020

lasagna leg

When you eat too much pasta at night and it makes your body over heat.

So when you go to bed, you are too hot and have to stick your leg out to stabilise the temperature.

Immy ate too much Fettuccine when she was out with Annie & Jodi and she’s roasting. She’s got her lasagna leg out.

by Perth_Dom August 21, 2020

laughter legs

A rare condition experienced by some females during spates of intense laughter. Laughter legs are most commonly triggered by a hilarious joke. During an episode, the legs will wiggle, twitch, or squirm vigorously and uncontrollably, sometimes causing harm to the individual or to others in the vicinity of the legs. Further risks exist if the episode occurs while standing upright, causing the individual to thrust forward at high speeds in the direction they happen to be facing. There is no known cure, although studies indicate sadness is an effective treatment.

Where the hell did Christine run off to?
Relax, she's just got the laughter legs. She'll come back.

Dude, how did you get that concussion?
I was resting on a girls lap. I made a joke and she got the laughter legs.

by Manzillaa September 26, 2017

spoon leg

When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.

Give it an extra shake or two so you don’t spoon leg.

by Shaketex October 9, 2017

dookie legs

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.

After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.

by HBomb76 May 16, 2017

cock legs

Like sea legs, bit wobbly after a trip over the ocean. cock legs indicates one is a bit unsteady on their feet following a cock-ride....

or is struggling a bit during a session as they are not yet fully warmed up or broken-in enough to accommodate a huge cock..

sorry, bit unsteady, aint got me cock legs on yet.

by gonk lover May 7, 2018

leg wrestle

Code word for u want to have sex

Come here baby and leg wrestle me

by Swagsnapbacks June 19, 2016