Skip to main content

Internet Hate Machine

A group of deprived, psychotic, individuals who call themselves Anonymous and live on the internets. Their only reason for living is to make others lives a living hell.
Because of the internet hate machine, we had to buy a dog and curtains.
by a­nonymous January 16, 2008
mugGet the Internet Hate Machinemug.

You Hate To See It

An all encompassing phrase consisting of anything you dislike to observe
"Hey Nikita, did you clean the bathroom?"
"Nah B"
"Damn, you hate to see it"
by D0nPianta February 11, 2018
mugGet the You Hate To See Itmug.

nigger hating dog

A dog that singles out African Americans, and bites, barks, or growls at them.
Jamal: Shit! your dog bit my black ass!
Tim: Yeah that is one nigger hating dog.
by jkjkjkjkj February 18, 2011
mugGet the nigger hating dogmug.

porcelain hate crime

1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.

2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.
Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.
by ~6.48 January 3, 2009
mugGet the porcelain hate crimemug.

i hate school

the most common thing for kids to say
during recess, Johnny said "i hate school"
by Wythan Millcreek April 18, 2022
mugGet the i hate schoolmug.

Hate Shark(s)

A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.

Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.
Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?

Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.
by Nagas Lrac July 10, 2010
mugGet the Hate Shark(s)mug.

Urban Trump hating

When you go to Urban Dictionary and every other new word is an anti-Trump therapy session for a SJW.
My "Urban Trump Hating" session on Urban Dictionary was cathartic and stopped me from joining "AntiFa".
by Meems Boutique September 1, 2017
mugGet the Urban Trump hatingmug.

Share this definition