Friend Whore 

A person who has many friends from many groups and circles, who always tries to please them all at the same time and desperately tries to keep them all seperate because they insist, which inevitably and consistently results in some disaster that said person is sure to be blamed for, yet has nothing to do with anything.

Monica: Pheobe is at the coffee shop with Joey and Chandler, regardless of their feud with Ross. I mean, doesn't she have any loyalty to my brother!
Rachel: Pheobe is such a Friend Whore. I'm not listening to her Smelly Cat song anymore!

Friend Whore by bebejarvis April 13, 2010

Friend-cestuous 

The act of dating the ex of a close friend or family member.

You're dating your brother's ex? That's so friend-cestuous.

Friend-cestuous by The Wicked Chica October 21, 2010

Friend Thief

If you introduce someone to one of your best friends and they try to steal your best friend from you. They act nice at first then, once they are closer to your best friend they'll start acting like the bitch slut they are

Me: What are you doing tomorrow
Friend Thief: Me and (best friend are going to them movies)
Me: Can I Come?
Friend Thief: Sorry It's just us

What I'm thinking: Then why did you tell me bitch

Friend Thief by BadWolf337 May 1, 2016

Friend Zone 

The Friend Zone is the name of the realm that one is banished to when they confess their feelings to the person that they like, only for them to respond with, "I think we should be friends." It is very hard to escape this realm, but not impossible.

Person 1: Dude I just got friend zoned
Person 2: Feelsbadman

Friend Zone by Super Nigger Faggot November 16, 2017

friend with benefits 

a person who one fucks on the side when not involved in a serious relationship. NOT to be confused with a boyfriend or girfriend, to whom (gasp!) commitment would be involved.

My friend with benefits constantly tells me about how he is still in love with his ex-girlfriend...what a sonofabitch.

friend with benefits by je suis, tu n'est pas August 9, 2003

friend zoned 

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".

Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.

friend zoned by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012

Friend Ho 

When Someone Who Used To Actually Be Your Best Friend Blows You Off For more *Popular* People Who are Actually snobs

Lacey: I hope You Know Your My Best Friend !!!!!!
Me:Awww..Really?Thanx.
*The Next Day*
Me:Hey Girll!!!!!
Lacey:What's that like umm annoying sound in my ear Let's go.!
Me:Shes Such A friend ho.....:/

Friend Ho by Bored..Chickk............:D August 7, 2009