Plague Doctoring

Stuffing a womans private area with herbs and flowers to reduce the odor, similar to how Plague Doctors stuffed their masks to cover the smell of dead bodies.

"I had to do some Plague Doctoring with my date last night".

by Eady The Sweetie September 26, 2025

Doctor’s right

The side opposite a person’s actual right side, as seen from a doctor's perspective during an examination.

Doctor’s right to think the opposite

by nomdeplumegary November 2, 2025

Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!

“Nigga did I just catch u wanting to be shit?”
(Smack)
-Uncle Ruckus Father

“Mister I want to be a doctor when I grow up!”
-Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks

by Xeno_The_Guy December 7, 2025

Rhythm Doctor

Family planning so natural that the doctor is in the movement!

Cat got to go see the rhythm doctor last night.
Yeah I heard the family is growing again.

by BeastZephyr January 4, 2026

Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

submitted by [e-mail] aka WIZARD OF ODDS

by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025

Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

submitted by WIZARD OF ODDS [e-mail] / [e-mail]

by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025