When you jerk off while eating a pb&j while also covering yourself in peanut butter. And simultaneously doing it with a friend.
“Yo bro you tryna crank it Mongolian style tn??” “Hell yea i fuckin love Mongolian toaster cranking”
by Oozieninemillimeeta January 14, 2026
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I saw my buddy Jacob mud cranking all by himself and I helped out by using the water house and joining him.
by Evendasteven420 January 17, 2026
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