outside chicago

You see, it’s not that we Chicagoans are extremely particular people; we just don’t consider it correct for someone from Naperville, Elgin, or Deerfield, Illinois, to say they’re from Chicago when they truly aren’t. You don’t hear people from some little town in California saying they live in L.A. or people from a small city in New York saying they live in New York City. You are not from Chicago; rather, you live near Chicago

"I'm from outside Chicago" " BRUH...you're from Evanston..."

by HustleSTL February 2, 2017

chicago bob

defined: the primal act of taking a woman from behind whilst her head is in a toilet

Girl he took me from behind while my head was in the toilet, he gave me a real Chicago bob!

by Doris Pringle Brule June 17, 2024

bo from chicago

hes bo and hes from chicago, has some d1 prospects but dropped them for a monk. hes bo from chicago tbh.

Bo from chicago. Wow thats bo from chicago

by bdustdadawg March 6, 2023

Chicagoed

Absolute and utter pain caused by server lag.

"FUCK, another FUCKING CHICAGO, if I get CHICAGOED one more god damm time I'm throwing my fucking controller through my wall".

by Bgdshd December 20, 2021

Chicago Triangle

A pot smoking game that requires at least three players and three blunts. Stand (or sit) in the shape of a triangle. Each person lights up a blunt at same time. Puff and pass at exactly the same time, so you are continuously smoking. Keep puffing and passing until all three blunts are smoked. You will get REALLY HIGH, REALLY FAST, which is kind of the goal. Invented on the streets of Chicago, hence the name. Over time, it made its way to other cities, but still called a "Chicago Triangle", even if you are in New York.

Smoker1: Hey I just scored 3 blunts!
Smoker2: Let's do a Chicago Triangle!
Smoker 3: (pulls out matches) Let's go!

by DJAK47NYC July 11, 2025

Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019