Enamorado eternamente de la morocha de sexto, se siente tan atraído que mataria por ella, le gusta irse del sereno con ella, es lo mejor q le paso en su vida
by Ndndnsj November 23, 2021
Get the Andresmug. Andres is like the dude from the most interesting man in the world commercial. He is always dressed to the nines, gets the hottest girl, can build anything, works hard but love to enjoy his beer at the end of the day. Chicks love him guys wanna be him the end!
Andres is cool as fuck!
by Brown_ Eyed Girl November 22, 2021
Get the Andresmug. 
Andre is a fucking savage
by Fukknibba August 11, 2017
Get the Andremug. A friend who only asks you to come to a party or social gathering when they think you can't come and make up excuses if you say you can come
Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
by Merlin Xavier June 20, 2021
Get the Andremug. A skinny black boy who doesn't care about your feelings. He is a pervert and will look up your skirt or down your shirt. Be careful around Andre. He might jump out from a bush and kidnap you. Especially if your name is Reyna. He is sexist and when you get to know him, you'll realize that common sense isn't common to everybody. He wears cologne to impress girls and thinks he can bag them but really he's just a wannabe Micheal B. Jordan. He spends his free time singing anime theme song karaoke and annoying people. If you meet an Andre, cut him off. Don't make the mistake of keeping him around like I did.
Bro who's that guy hiding in the bushes over there?
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.
by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020
Get the Andremug. • hot
• funny
• pretentious
• has good taste in music, films and literature
• has a fat ass and monster cock
• submissive and breedable
• funny
• pretentious
• has good taste in music, films and literature
• has a fat ass and monster cock
• submissive and breedable
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Andremug.