A person who is jobless but somehow has the money to pay for any and everything and is always willing to spend money instead of focusing on getting a job.
by K juice box February 14, 2026
Get the Avery method mug.an asshole. worst girl ive ever met. so annoying, so rude AND FOR WHAT????????? shes such a pick me. shes always like WAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! WAAA!!!!!!!!!!! I DIDNT GET MY WAY!!!!!!!!!! she acts like a child. and you want to know who has to deal with her being a child and outright annoying? everyone around her AND her friends. i have 0 idea how she has friends.
she is right in front of me as im writing this. i could talk about how much i hate her and her friends for DAYS
she is right in front of me as im writing this. i could talk about how much i hate her and her friends for DAYS
Me: *sitting in front of her*
Avery: *in a child-ish voice??? idk* chicken bannana :3
Her friend: AVERYY
Her and her friends: haHAHHAHAHHHhahahhahHHAHHAHhhahHHAHhahhHAHHAHHhha
Me: shut up
Avery: *in a child-ish voice??? idk* chicken bannana :3
Her friend: AVERYY
Her and her friends: haHAHHAHAHHHhahahhahHHAHHAHhhahHHAHhahhHAHHAHHhha
Me: shut up
by bubblingtea May 21, 2025
Get the Avery mug.As an Avery, almost all these other posts are WRONG! Averys are INFURIATINGLY smart, and they think they’re a nerd but are just smart, and they are VERYYY self conscious and you can tell because us Averys usually hide underneath baggy clothes and long hair that covers your face, but to our friends we tell them EVERYTHING. If you are a friend of an Avery, consider yourself VERY lucky, because we have like 3 friends and that’s IT. We will do ANYTHING to protect our besties, and I can say that I would commit violent illegal crimes to avenge my bffs. Also we have very few meaningful relationships, and are VERY picky with men. We are also really picky eaters and will not even eat an apple if it has a single bruise on it.
this actually happened to me. I am the Avery.
Friend: My boyfriend broke up with me.
Avery: WHAT!?!?
Friend: yeah, I’m kinda upset but it doesn’t really matter, we weren’t that close…
Avery: What is his address? I’m going there NOW!
Friend: no no, it isn’t a big deal-
Avery: I WILL KILL HIM FOR HURTING MY BESTIE. HIS DEATH WILL BE VIOLENT AND PAINFUL.
Friend: *sigh*. There’s no stopping her now.
Friend: My boyfriend broke up with me.
Avery: WHAT!?!?
Friend: yeah, I’m kinda upset but it doesn’t really matter, we weren’t that close…
Avery: What is his address? I’m going there NOW!
Friend: no no, it isn’t a big deal-
Avery: I WILL KILL HIM FOR HURTING MY BESTIE. HIS DEATH WILL BE VIOLENT AND PAINFUL.
Friend: *sigh*. There’s no stopping her now.
by i cant use my name but… June 21, 2025
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by imavery September 22, 2025
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Get the avery mug.Avery is one special person. She can be feisty at times but in the end its worth it. She is one of the best type of people u can receive in life. She is perfect is every way possible and its just a bonus that Avery has a tea of a body. Hour glass to be exact 👍. The main thing that is the best about Avery is that she cares and loves. Avery is truly a great person.
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Get the Avery mug.A balding male in his early 30s who prefers younger woman, riding motorcycles very fast and has a giant horse dick made of gold transported by horse back from the Everglades on an early September morning. This dick is then removed from the traveled horse, dipped and gold and attached to the male in his 30s.
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