Milk the biscuit

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

by tnggeer June 27, 2018

trouser biscuit

Excrement in the trousers.

Hey man, I think I just pooed my pants:

You just baked a trouser biscuit!

by Mike.B May 7, 2008

Arse Biscuit

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.

(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"

by Steve Bush March 16, 2004

wisker biscuits

The females private parts.The vagina flaps...

That boy taco, he be eatin wisker biscuits all over La Porte...

by casey Motha Fucking kendrick February 17, 2006

Scary Biscuits

adj.

A non-offensive expression to illustrate concern following a scary incident.

An example of 'work mouth', self-censorship.

Phrase originated in the episode 'Speedy Death' of the BBC series "The Mrs Bradley Mysteries" starring Diana Riggs.

-then a car pulled in front of me and I nearly fell off my bike
-scary biscuits!

by Etymologylover March 9, 2011

Biscuit Feet

Dry, ashy-skinned feet resembling white flour powdered biscuits.

the skin on yo feet so white and ashy, look like biscuit feet

by Galaxygal October 2, 2006

Fuck on a biscuit

An exclamation usually sccreamed after experiencing pain. See also, ohh fuck, holy shit, and Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Fuck on a biscuit i just shot my left ball off!

by Raul Sampsonov July 4, 2003