justin beaver

beaver 🦫

justin beavers are cool boobies are cooler

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

professional beaver

A person that is paid to build dams. Kind of like a civil engineer but way cooler.

Person1: What do you do for a living?
Person2: I am a professional beaver!
Person1: Oh, you are extremely cool...

by KSDppappqq March 18, 2021

creamy beaver

When a woman not on birth control takes a creampie inside her beaver, not realizing shes on her most fertile day of the cycle.

The result of a creamy beaver is always, or almost always, a beautiful disaster

by Sexydimma May 26, 2021

Beaver nugget

A snack that hits differently, But only purchasable at Buccees.

Aokiji: Yo the last pack of beaver nuggets is right there you coppin fam??
Riley: Fuck yea I am, these bitches smack ON GOD I been fuckin wits beaver nuggets since like 4 years ago you ngas barely started fw em i put yall ngas on beaver nuggets on god😂💯

by Kuzan Aokiji November 15, 2021

eever the beaver

A big baby dog

Come here eever the Beaver, who's a good puppy

by Chicken nuggie 4 January 24, 2022

Turkey Beaver

A girl with a vagina bigger than her ass

Danm Sheila, you really weren’t joking when you said you were a Turkey Beaver.

by Miimosa January 29, 2022

Birk the Beaver

Birk the idiot
A classmate who has big teeth

Yo wassup birk the beaverq§wes

by THe beaver king himself October 12, 2021