spoon leg

When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.

Give it an extra shake or two so you don’t spoon leg.

by Shaketex October 9, 2017

dookie legs

(noun) When your legs fall asleep from sitting on the toilet for too long taking an epic dump.

After sitting on the toilet for 45 minutes, I found that I had developed dookie legs and had to hobble around like an old man until the feeling came back.

by HBomb76 May 16, 2017

cock legs

Like sea legs, bit wobbly after a trip over the ocean. cock legs indicates one is a bit unsteady on their feet following a cock-ride....

or is struggling a bit during a session as they are not yet fully warmed up or broken-in enough to accommodate a huge cock..

sorry, bit unsteady, aint got me cock legs on yet.

by gonk lover May 7, 2018

leg wrestle

Code word for u want to have sex

Come here baby and leg wrestle me

by Swagsnapbacks June 19, 2016

facebook leg

The act of sitting on the toilet on Facebook for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Dude that Facebook leg makes me walk like a new born deer.

by Slick2500 July 23, 2016

Skinny legs

A girl who is named Paula

"Look its skinny legs paula"

by potatonesss January 28, 2018

Table leg

Something that ALWAYS happens to stab your toes

Person: walking to the couch

Table leg:reaches out and stabs persons toes

Person:ooooo look a huge chunk out of my toe is missing again due to the stupid table leg.

by The real holy cow February 4, 2020