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A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.
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A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:
Basic: London American University
Mid-range: College de Paris
Premium: Madonna University (USA)
These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.
Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.
Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”
A multi-branch private “educational” setup in the UAE — with locations in Sharjah (x2), Dubai, and Fujairah — specializing in the fine art of turning office space into global academia.
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Top Definition
A place where ambition meets ambiguity.
Marketed as an international college, it offers degrees through “partner institutions” based on the student’s payment plan:
Basic: London American University
Mid-range: College de Paris
Premium: Madonna University (USA)
These affiliations are emphasized loudly. The fact that it’s not recognized by the UAE Ministry of Education? Whispered, if at all.
Often operates out of standard business buildings — not campuses — with rapidly changing staff, two-tone branding (college/institute), and accreditations that impress only until Googled.
Popular among students who value a foreign-sounding degree over legal clarity, and among parents who prefer glossy brochures over boring things like “licensing.”
“My uncle enrolled me in London American City College because he saw the word ‘American.’ Now I study on the second floor of an office building, and my degree depends on how much he paid.”
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Harry Clarke then proceeds to stroke the penises in unison until the men indicate the need to ejaculate.
Just before the moment of ejaculation both men separate causing their penises raise like the London bridge, while violently ejaculating over each other.
Harry Clarke then proceeds to stroke the penises in unison until the men indicate the need to ejaculate.
Just before the moment of ejaculation both men separate causing their penises raise like the London bridge, while violently ejaculating over each other.
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Daughter: Dad I don’t have a cock
Dad: Oh yeah, fancy a bum instead?
Daughter: Dad I don’t have a cock
Dad: Oh yeah, fancy a bum instead?
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Get the London mug.She can be shy sometimes depends on the person and there personality she can be the most talkative person ever. London’s are very beautiful smart and really funny. They can be lazy but are very active and athletic. With London’s you have to have a good first impression because that’s how they will remember you. If you get to know a London don’t let her go, she is amazing person.
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