by Mike Oxlong September 29, 2003

by D0nPianta February 11, 2018

by jkjkjkjkj February 18, 2011

1. To experience a bowel movement so heinous that you feel as if your are actually wronging the toilet by taking it.
2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.
2. To defame the porcelain throne by means of taking an un-naturally vial dump.
Ex: After having 8 pints of Guinness and two huge bean burritos Kris was ready to commit a porcelain hate crime.
by ~6.48 January 3, 2009

A person or person(s) that must perpetually “hate” in order to survive. If the Hate Shark goes too long without hating their sense of self-worth drops to a dangerous low and the hate shark will become catatonic. A hate shark does not intentionally cut others down to size; “hating” is simply their natural form of communication. Their “hates” can even be considered complimentary by some.
Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.
Defined by Vincent Ortiz in July of 2009.
Mollie: Did you hear that Dave just bought a house in a very nice part of town?
Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.
Drea, the Hate Shark(s): Probably so he can go “f” little boys in private.
by Nagas Lrac July 10, 2010

by Wythan Millcreek April 18, 2022

When you go to Urban Dictionary and every other new word is an anti-Trump therapy session for a SJW.
My "Urban Trump Hating" session on Urban Dictionary was cathartic and stopped me from joining "AntiFa".
by Meems Boutique September 1, 2017
