Fucktard

so retarded were they get on your last nerve

You see Gabriel was being such a fucktard in history

by Pakston123 February 3, 2015

Fucktard

Fucktard - the form of apparel worn globally by street-hookers
which is swiftly detached and allows for near-instant sexual penetration. Fucktards were developed from the older form of clothing - leotards. They can be manipulated to be worn during sex in many ways.

Oh man, she's got some smokin' fucktards on.

Those hookers wear fucktards to maximise their financial turnover.

Don't buy lingerie, buy fucktards !

by Gorgonzola Happiness August 22, 2009

fucktard

The person reading this

your a fucktard

by HighPing June 4, 2019

Fucktard

word used to describe a person or friend who has done something wrong

Give me back my Lunch money you Fucktard; said Jimmy to his Mom

by UrbanMasterDictionary May 10, 2018

Fucktard

Someone who's daily goal is to ruin other people's day. These people know how to do things right buti ntentionally do shit wrong. Good fucking luck if you work with a fucktard, they will often fuck shit up and try to blame it on you

Jim is trying to do everybody's job yet he can't even do his own. What a fucktard.

by NateJ3000 January 15, 2020

fucktard

A fucking retard.

Mom: hi son, have you any friends?
Son: yes but they are all fucktards
Mom: shit

by gonnasingitlikeananthem April 1, 2017

Fucktard

Fucktard (fuck-tard), noun: a new species of human typically found throughout Atlantic Canada. All variations are generally considered aggressive, though there are a few documented cases of this species being 'tender'. These elusive creatures spend the majority of their natural life in a state of hibernation, and captivity has been proven to have a negative impact. One of the most popular mating rituals partaken by these majestic beasts is a snail formation.

There are three subspecies of Fucktards known as Hannah, Jesse, and Chelsey.

by LittleDemon February 21, 2015