african christmas

kwanzaa. It is celebrated by the most gangsta thug yn's in the wide world of texas

"Yo fat bitch, you coming over to celebrate african christmas?"
"Please kill yourself."

by Assblaster Bitch February 22, 2025

African-Erect

An erection whichgoes more than 180° and therefore bulges into the groin.

"Luke, that blond chick made me go African-Erect. It feels so good..."

by BigDickGiles [TeamElliot] June 18, 2017

Africanned

Blacked out and then blacked out again

I got Africanned last night and I don’t remember anything. Imagine being blacked out but already blacked out.

by KatyRussoProblems May 26, 2025

African Rain Dance

The act of a woman pouring hot chocolate into her mouth then having a guy dip his balls into the hot chocolate. The woman then gargles the hot chocolate while the testicles are still in there. The initial heat from the hot chocolate causes the man to jump or bounce on his feet a little causing the illusion of a rain dance.

The African Rain Dance my wife gave me last night would've been better if she gargled a little harder.

by Axelthered11 December 09, 2017

African Bush Aids

A highly contagious disease that originated in California in the 1980s

Did you hear about Becky she recently got back from Cali and contracted African bush aids while there

by Bekromorphis February 09, 2019

african moisturizer

When you use your dads sperm as moisturizer for you dry elbows

Hey dad got any african moisturizer?

by bmw469plpe September 18, 2021

African Rows

Sleeping horizontal on a bed so you can fit more people.

Big Allen: Hey Gerard, your queen size bed could only fit 4 max! How are we going to fit all 6 of us?

Gerard: No worries Big Allen, we will just do African Rows so we can all fit! Your feet might dangle but those kinds are used to that!

by RealBigAllen July 31, 2024