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plaster baby

A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.
“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”

“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works
by Faxteller201010 November 28, 2024
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Oh no baby pirates

A saying in Snapchat captions after taking a picture of your baby and then drawing an eyepatch on the baby.
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 4, 2023
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Unfertilized babies

I have the unfertilized babies.
by Mojcuddicles November 9, 2021
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Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off
Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”
by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022
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Baby Mama

@tmae_w
Don’t be a bitter baby mama like Teri W.
by xoxoheygirl May 13, 2018
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Baby Reindeer

An innocent unsuspecting man who becomes a target of a crazy female stalker.
I don’t know why this woman keeps following me around calling me “baby reindeer”. All I did was hold the door open for her.
by S0ulFistikata May 3, 2024
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