Walking Stool

To refer to somebody as a walking piece of shit.

Who invited this walking stool to the party?

by Cipote August 10, 2020

stealth walk

that sneaky walk you do past the person who caught you red handed. similar to slinking away. Even though you were caught you act like nothing happened. When doing the stealth walk, you lean forward and walk in a way similar to a lizardlike dinosaur.

person 1: Dude, my mom caught me eating a bag of chips so I totally stealth walked past her and she looked at me all weird

Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures

by EpicBird June 16, 2010

benny walk

Kingimprint’s recent most popular dance it involves moving your feet and ankles

I seen kingimprint’s benny walk and it’s amazing

by Viralmoni September 25, 2019

Walk chocolate

The walk you have to do to another bathroom when you are out of toilet paper after a dump and need to wipe.

I had to walk chocolate across the house just to get some toilet paper

by notactuallyajew October 4, 2020

walking bucks

Money that you just carry around with you in your pocket when you go out. Basically, spending money. Usually referred to as "walking bucks" when the person has a lot of money to show off.

This must be your life savings under your bed, where did you get it all?

Nah, that's just walking bucks.

by Listening802 August 7, 2010

Walking Tangent

An annoying individual in his early thirties that acts like a 4 year old who is severly ADD and unable to complete a sentence. Talks in endless circles without ever making a point. Frequently jumps to a completely different topic in the middle of a statement. Very distracted like the dog in the movie "UP"....squirrel!!

Obsessed with talking about dropping a douma.

What is Scott talking about now?!?!
Nobody ever knows what he is saying, he's a walking tangent!

by angryengineer March 25, 2011

walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015