irish wake

The act of taking a Guinness enima to get drunk quicker. Much like the French who discovered that shooting wine into the ass can get you drunk quicker.

My arse leaks all the time since I did those Irish Wakes.

by Jimi Jam September 22, 2004

Wakatela

BAM!

"...and then somebody hit the back of my car, BAM! WAKATELA!"

by JTquats June 29, 2018

Wakacha

Exclamation, like "Shit" or "Fuck", used when expressing joy.

Wakacha man, you are the best!

Wakacka! Kats, you lose!

Kathy, no one likes you, wakacha!

by Peifang March 2, 2009

Wakeeny

The act of ejaculating in a women's vagina and then snorting it out with your nose.

That wakeeny really spiced things up in our relationship.

by Cleeze November 2, 2009

wake relatives

Relatives you never see until there is a funeral in the family & they show up to act greedy, stir discontent within the family, or stuff their faces with as much free food as they can at the post funeral reception.

When granpap died, all the wake relatives we hadn't seen since gramma's funeral began showing up to see who would inherit what, to point fingers at who caused granpap's cancer, and to stuff their faces at the buffet afterwards.

by Ihor Ivanenko May 25, 2010

Wake and Shake

when you just wake up and immediately have sex.

Dawg this girl just texted me you down for some wake and shake tomorrow?

by tonyfbaby December 22, 2010

wakeball

A nonexistant sport that antisocial teens tend be avid players of. Pronounced "whackball."

I can't participate in (insert school function) because I have a wakeball game that day. No, you CAN'T come.

by wakeball September 27, 2010