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Nine Sixes

We all know that modern women in today's world have super high standards and expectations for men. The Nine Sixes evaluates men based on their bodies, income, and sexual prowess.

1. 6-figure salary.
2. At least 6 feet tall.
3. At least 600 horsepower in his car.
4. A 6-pack abdomen.
5. At least 6 months since last relationship.
6. At least 6 inches below the belt.
7. Must have at least 6 years of college/university. (Possessing a Master's degree or higher.)
8. Owns at least 6 businesses.
9. At least 6 notch count.
You'll never be able to meet the requirements of a modern-day woman, Jack. They have Nine Sixes now.
by Mister Arbiter April 30, 2024
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nine mile Kyle

A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?

TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.

Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022
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Dicksy Nine

A sexual position where two men have anal sex with each other at the same time.
Those two nukes are back there in the engine room dicksy nineing it up again.
by Tarheel13 November 12, 2019
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Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.
Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.
by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015
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Cloud nine

A place where you dream to be.
JASON-’ hey Mary, sniff that quick.’
MARY- ‘sniff’ , ‘I think Iam in cloud nine.’
by godsangelgal November 28, 2018
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what I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Why is six afraid of seven? It is because seven ate nine (2024, the eighth year of solstice)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
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