sir-madam

a man who is not a man. without a tool,a lesbian moron.
judy is a lesbian so every one calls him/her(use whatever you want to) sir-madam
by lesbianhunter October 13, 2004
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Sir dickedalot

When your friend named Chris dates whores but never gets play
Jill: hey Chris have you got play yet

Chris: no my whore girlfriend don't wanna be freaky

Jill: wow your name should be sir dickedalot
by Small peener April 26, 2025
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Sir Bouncylout

The great knight of Faylona, was never actually knighted.
Sir Bouncylout ate a ham sandwich.
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Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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Sir Fucktard

Sir Fucktard is a person who will fuck anything up by just being associated with a situation. This includes relationships, work activities, social activities and life in general. Sir Fucktard plays them self up to be the most privileged asshole around and you are always beneath them. They also will fuck up your work day with incompetence and laziness. In social aspects, Sir Fucktard gets eye rolls at the bar and people tend to flee them like a wet fart.
1. Sir Fucktard just ruined my weekend by not doing his daily systems maintenance.. asshole. 2. This guy just tried to hit on me at the bar but his douche bag vibe came off like a Sir Fucktard.
by EmailTechSupport July 21, 2017
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sir precious

Sir Precious is a nickname for Sir Pentious. It stems from the fact he is precious. This was popularized by the user: @sawtoothrabbit

They made an in depth analysis on Sir Pentious and his “Precious” aspects.
1: Who is your favorite hazbin hotel character??
2: definitely sir precious
by >>----.s.s-.s March 27, 2024
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Discreet sir

A person that is a man and is cool but also not cool but mostly cool
by Babysharkdoodo June 16, 2021
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