Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

saint[h]

A hairy creature from the North East with a large Penis

That mofo looks like a sainth

by windows2003 fool December 10, 2006

Big Saint Nick

The chubby red suited man who leaves presents under the Christmas Tree

Kid: I wonder what Big Saint Nick left under the tree!

by SniperShots1 December 24, 2019

All saints school

All saints is a school full of trampy boys that cannot dress probably wearing jack ups And Sertain girls other there are holy wearing long ass skirts but the rest are opening their poom poom to give to the boys which is why the boys smell of tuna

All saints school: Trampy boys, tuna poom poom (sertain girls(

by All saints February 2, 2019

Saint Nev

Used about ball-less men who feel the need to compensate for lack of big junk, by calling themselves a Saint.

Stephen: I've fucked so many milf's, I am awesome.
Amanda: isn't that a bit exaggerated?
Stephen: Naah babe, I'm such a saint LOL
Amanda: Yea, a Saint Nev that is

by Awesomesaucefemmefatale May 29, 2016

Mt. Saint Helens

When one ejaculates in a woman's mouth (not necessarily named "Helen"), then the woman proceeds to do a headstand while holding said cum in her mouth, then she forces a sneeze causing an eruption out the nostrils.

My lady was on the rag so instead of sex she gave me a Mt. Saint Helens which erupted with glory.

by legalbandit January 4, 2021

Saint Augustine’s

Saint Augustines is the place where people go if they need drug rehabilitation. They are so self absorbed that they don’t notice that nobody likes them. They are constantly receiving complaints from Sydney Busses about after school wanking and keep on fucking the Stellar girls. All of them have STDs by year 8 as there is no size of condom small enough for their chodes. Saint Augustines boys also make abusive Urban Dictionary definitions about public high schools because they are in denial about how shit they are. Fuck off rich kids.

Lot’s of love,
Bally Boys 2019

Person 1: Who are those fuckheads getting arrested?
Person 2: Some Saint Augustine’s wanker

by Balmy Boi 69 November 26, 2019