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a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die

A variant of a scale of one to dead used to judge situations where a minor mistake has occurred that could nevertheless cause the deaths of all involved. Commonly used in space stations, submarines, nuclear power stations and anywhere else that requires a rapid response to minor errors if everyone isn't going to die.
Nuclear Physicist: Fortunately, we managed to contain the situation before it could deteriorate further.
Reporter: Just how bad is it, on a scale of one to OMG we're all gonna die?
Nuclear Physicist: I doubt it's more than a five. Can we finish this conversation in the bunker?
by antimorph July 3, 2007
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1-10 female atractiveness scale

Man, that girl is an 11 on a 1-10 female atractiveness scale
by Epicface999 September 13, 2016
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DichtHer Scale

A form of measuring a woman's performance based on a scale relative to the balance of Looks, Ability, and willingness.
John: Yo dude how was last night? She was pretty cute.
Eric: Eh she rated about a 6 on the DichtHer scale.
by Perrywinkle Mcghee The fourth February 27, 2010
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale from 1-10 (1 being the least, 10 being the most) on which you rate how attractive a female is.
Guy 1: How would you rate that girl over there on a 1-10 female attractiveness scale?

Guy 2: I don't know, maybe around 7 or 8.
by MissHughMungus October 3, 2016
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taylor scales

A tramp that gets no niggas
by Djdndnf October 25, 2018
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scales

The streaks left on the sides of the toilet after a sticky poop.
Look at the scales in the toilet. I went poop!
by Cam-da-man March 5, 2022
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