Nosey nine

When two lovers go nostrils to nostrils (in a 69 fashion) and then proceed to breathe. When one inhales, the other exhales. And vice versa.

Her: so what’s your kink, sugarlips?
Him: Have you ever heard of a nosey nine?

“Man I just saw some lesbians doin’ a nosey nine behind that dumpster! They must really love eachother”

by Rmaen September 10, 2020

Nine-Side

The act of throwing a small, hard object, preferably a nine-sided die at one's exposed toes, in the hopes of hitting the knuckle of the toe, inciting a rather painful experience on the victim.

Guy 1: "NINE-SIDE" Proceeds to throw the die at his friends toe.
Guy 2: "OMG!!! I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT SHI*"

by TheMan1211 January 16, 2011

Nine Figures

Making 100,000,000 to 999,999,999

Me: Bro this guy makes Nine Figures but he does nothing good.
Mate: atleast i make more than you.

by TooManyFiguress September 4, 2020

lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

nine wipes

where you have your cat in the bathroom while you take a dook.

I tried to get the cat out of the bathroom because i needed to take a duece but the little fucker bit me, so i was forced to take a nine wipes with him.

by bluelagoon January 15, 2010

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Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

nine

the most amazing person you’ll ever meet. she’s a bit craazy, but aren’t we all. and really pretty obviously. she comes with roos. just as amazing and pretty.

look at nine! she’s parking a tesla!

by thiscraaaaaazy November 21, 2021