Lesbian gratitude cookies

In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.

McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.

by The Girl Shepherd June 1, 2018

lesbian drama

Drama, but lesbian drama. Often way, WAY more intense, akward, complicated and vicious than normal girl drama;everyone in a local lesbian social network has probably talked to eachother atleast once.

dude: “wait. so your ex left you for becky, then becky cheated on her with casey, then becky kissed you to spite your ex and casey dated your ex to spite becky??”

chick: “dont even TRY to wrap your head around it:it’s lesbian drama. this situation is CHILD’S PLAY compared to when susie moved in last year and wrecked up our neat pairing system!”

by emubirb June 9, 2018

lesbian knife fight

Two lesbians scissoring while on their periods

My girlfriend and I had a lesbian knife fight last night- it was epic

by {ACR} August 21, 2018

Lesbanim

Synonym for lesbian, but humorous to confuse the straights.

Possible Lesbanims: rugby players, softball players, Kristen Stewart fan clubs, the two old ladies who’ve lived together for years but are “just very close friends”, etc.

“Did you hear Mariah and Aryn are dating?” *whispers* “Total lesbanims!”

by Bbboooo June 8, 2021

Barbie Lesbian Bondage

What the two girls in Barbie Princess Charm School do on the weekends.

The music girl: Babe want to do some Barbie Lesbian Bondage?
The soccer girl: Totally, babe.

by Fairly Local Lesbian January 22, 2019

College Lesbian

A female going into college that makes a big deal about being a Lesbian, but everybody knows it's just a phase except her.

Carla : "Omg, you just broke up with Dylan?"
Jamie : "Yeah, since I'm a sophomore in College, I thought I should really find myself and I think I'm fully homosexual"
Carla : "Are you sure you're not just a College Lesbian?
Jamie : Of course not, this is the way I'm gonna be for the rest of my life!

by SeamanKing January 28, 2019

light switch lesbian

When a guy approaches you at the club but you don't wanna talk to him so you turn on the "light switch" and pretend to be lesbian with your best friend.

Me: Creeper alert!
Friend: turn on the light switch lesbian
Guy: Hey!
Me: (to friend) I'm sorry baby did you need something

by CookieMnster1206 September 23, 2014