Chicago Rimjob

A shot of Malört with a bacon salt rim

Clark asked, “Shots anyone, all we have is Malört and bacon salt.” Todd replied, “Chicago Rimjobs it is!” “I’ll take two,” Ryan replied with glee.

by TheTexasTodd April 8, 2022

the Chicago welcome

When a Packers fan arrive to Chicago and you are fighting on the stairs. You pull down the Chicago fans pants and toss him backwards down the stairs.

You see that guy get the Chicago welcome at the stadium last Sunday. Dude got tossed.

by M1311 December 24, 2022

the chicago 7

almost heroes

but not quite

by better luck next time June 29, 2004

Chicago pay-off

The act of paying off a judge to drop a serious charge.

A Chicago pay-off is a corrupted way to get a case dropped.

by Slang Advisory Board March 26, 2019

Chicago rat hole

A famous hole in the sidewalks of chicago shaped like a rat

Hey jake have you heard of the chicago rat hole?

by Beans the rat wizard March 8, 2024

Chicago

A game you play where you continuously pass the blunt around, but whoever lets it out first loses.

Leah: Let’s play Chicago
Billie: Yk imma lose

by Innluvwitb October 19, 2023

Chicago French Toast

Chicago toast is fast becoming one of the most famous breakfast foods in America— with its meteoric rise in popularity being credited with Barack Obama famously ordering a whole loaf on his first day in office as POTUS.

Chicago toast is similar to classic butter toast in every way, except in that it’s only ever served in odd numbers (one slice, three slices, five slices etc). The origins of Chicago French toast is currently unknown.

Is that toast? No. It’s Chicago french toast.

by Walters Brew October 28, 2022