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Bare Minimum Bullshit

B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong

definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 23, 2019
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Bullshit

Verb: To engage in idle chat and/or other very low maintenance task.
"What do you and Jim like to do when you hang out?"

"Eh we kinda just hang out in the living room and bullshit for awhile."
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When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.
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Bullshit

Harry Frankfurt On Bullshit definition:

«Speech intended to persuade without regard for truth»

The liar cares about the truth and attempts to hide it; the bullshitter doesn't care if what they say is true or false, but rather only cares whether their listener is persuaded.
Video games causes violence...

Immigrants are rapists and murderers...

The claims are mostly not true nor are they supported by scientific evidens. The bullshitter does not care about evidens only that their claims persuades the audience - which is bullshit.
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Cunton
Anything anyone says is so Cunton, meaning bullshit. Cunton means completel bull crap, totally false, a waste of breath & a waste of hearing. Saying cunton refers to lies, insults, misjudgment, discrimination, prejudice, sexual harrasssment, peer pressure, bad choices, jail time, anything bad that happens in your life & anything anyone says is total Bullshit, or pulling a cunton.
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Konami bullshit

When Konami coding kicks in on pr
I broke 3 pads cause of this Konami bullshit !
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Bullshit

Something that is unfair or unbelievable. Implies a bias against whatever the desired outcome is.
"Hey Rosco, how are the Raiders doing?"

"Would be much better if it weren't for all the bullshit penalties.:
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