The YouTube Curse

A curse that gives you the inability to go on YouTube without ending up on the "weird side". Side-effects normally include rapid decrease in productivity, the exposure to scarring videos, and very strange dreams.

"Hey, bro, did you pull up that video yet?"
"Nah man, I found an interpretive dance to the Pete's a Pizza audiobook."
"It's literally been five minutes since I left! You must have the YouTube curse."

by That Person That Wrote That September 14, 2013

youtube and chill

It's basically Netflix and chill (fucking with Netflix in the background) but when you're on a budget (YouTube in the background)

Jill: Hey Jack, let's go Netflix and chill in your room.
Jack: Jill, I'm a college student. You know I can't pay for a Netflix subscription. Down to YouTube and chill instead?

by joshq November 9, 2015

Youtube Genius

An individual that has been empowered by the instructional nature of YouTube DIY videos. Person now maintains the confidence of a master tradesman of the demonstrated skill set, but has not yet developed any actual skills.

Person 1: John told me he can do drywall, hardwood floors and is a certified brick layer.
Person 2: He works at a call center, he's nothing but a YouTube genius.

by Yuengling King December 24, 2013

Youtube and suck

Getting a blowjob when you are watching your favorite youtuber or watching a livestream on youtube

Me and my girl just did youtube and suck

by BIGDADDYTYRONE January 13, 2016

YouTube Viral

A video in between 30-100 million hits on YouTube is considered viral. There are many classes of videos below viral and two above.

Who Cares: 0-1 million
Miniviral:1-5 million
Subviral: 5-30 million
Viral: 30-100 million
Iconic: 100 million- 1 billion
Gangnam Style: 1,599,134,174 views aw heck who even watches that anymore.

Guy: Dude, I was watching "Chocolate Rain on YouTube the other day."
Girl: Oh, man, that video's so close to iconic, but not quite. It's still in the YouTube viral zone.

by The Human Being May 15, 2013

youtube cocksucker

A rabid follower of certain youtube individuals, that follow a said youtuber regardless of whether that individual is right or wrong. They would follow that individual to the ends of the Earth and literally drink their piss just to feel an association with that individual.

"Man, that Kan Kli is such a youtube cocksucker for T'boi Reid."

by The Truth about T'boi October 11, 2016

YouTuber Effect

The effect where a YouTuber will play a video game and their mindless sheep followers will start playing the game. This is usually good, but in roblox, it can result in cringe ass nae nae games such as tycoons to explode in the big money.

Fuck Denis and Flamingo. Their bitchass followers caused tycoons to flood the game section, leaving no room for the good games and causing the creators of the actually good games to use bots to get their games slightly noticed. God damn this YouTuber Effect

by BlueCaekz June 2, 2020