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Dumb blonde

Dumb Blonde is the definition of a dumb girl who either has blonde hair, or dyed her hair blonde.
The dumb blonde tripped over herself.
by 'suppeeps March 31, 2021
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Blonds

They are refurred to "bumb ass people". Because they are blond. Beware of them. You may be their next victim.
Yall are thinking the Illuminatis are dangerous? Then you are dumbdumb you little sheeple. The blonds are the REAL danger of the planet. They will... BLOND YOU.
"Arthur is blond. Beware of the blonds"
by cacahuete06 May 31, 2023
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Dumb Blonde

An insecure rich bitch that thinks she is better than everyone. she is also a very fake friend like regina gorge fake and the bitch is dumb as fuck so stay away.
she is a dumb blonde
by iheartmephis December 23, 2022
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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023
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Blondes are hot

They are
by VenomousPit21 May 5, 2021
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blonde person

Person who has golden looking hair.
That will glow in the sun.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.
Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish
by Blonde god June 17, 2022
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