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Twilight Sad

The melancholy feeling one gets after watching any of The Twilight Saga films, at the devastation that you cannot be a vampire and have Edward Cullen fall in love with you.
Bro 1: "What's wrong bro?"
Bro 2: "I just finished watching Breaking Dawn part two and now I'm Twilight Sad bro"
by supfcker March 20, 2022
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pulled a twilight on ya

when someone gives you a hickey, the sucking of the neck.
What happened to your neck, he pulled a twilight on ya didn't he?
by pizzaaaa May 29, 2009
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Twilight hair

When the hair on the front of the victim's head is more or less perpendicular to the ground while trying, with the rest of the hair, to achieve a believable swirlyness/swishyness in order to appear "naturally" Edwardian. Needless to say the effect is invariably embarrassing for witnesses and should be mortifying for the victim as well--however, it has been found that accompanying the "Twilight hair" are severe hallucinations (visual, auditory, command, olfactory and tactile (both rare), and general somatic sensations). These are believed to be brought on by the use of excessive (even dangerous) amounts of hair products. A case of "Twilight hair" that has not advanced past the first stage can usually be cured with a normal mirror, using a second mirror to show the victim the rest of his hair if necessary. The second stage requires vigorous washing of the hair and then forty-eight hours of isolation and close observation. The third stage is much worse. The victim by this time must be fully restrained and, after the hair has been scoured clean, he must be shaved. After four months he may be allowed to grow his hair past an eighth of an inch. Regression indicates permanent damage and the victim should be institutionalized, or, more humanely, gutshot.
The predecessor of "Twilight hair" was Cameron Diaz's temporary hairstyle in "Something About Mary".
by hippie.goth September 18, 2011
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twilight pounding

Mlp porn is best porn to get hard to and fuck all 28 of your girls in one night just to be satisfied
Me:Twilight pounding is fucking 28 Girls

Fred: I dont believe it
by Twilight fucker May 7, 2018
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Twilight

The best movie ever made about a vampire(edward cullan) and a human (bella) who fall in love.
Did u watch twilight

Yep edward is soo cu.......te!
by World truths September 27, 2018
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when you watch all of the twilight saga (9hrs 53 mins) and regret the past 10 hours of your existence, forever
UUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH IT'S COMING BACK, THE MEMORIES, THE WOLVES AND THE VAMPIRES...... IVE GOT POST TWILIGHT STRESS DISORDER, SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Frau Kowalik May 15, 2018
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