Perfume Penis

The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.

You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.

by Steve the Alligator April 21, 2011

Performification

1. The act of performifying a company by drastically improving it's understanding of how it's people are performing.

2.The state of being performified, normally by implementing Sonar6.

3. A made up word that has marketing-gibberish written all over it.

Topline growth was a result of the performification of the business.

by Sonar6 August 18, 2011

Perfect

When you take a shit that does not make any noises, does not splash, does not stain the bowl and that when you wipe yourself the T.P. comes out completely clean. That, is Perfect.

Perfect Shit

by unos June 17, 2013

Perfect

Emma Watson

It's a leap to say someone is perfect, however, Emma Watson.

by andrewwww(is this taken too) February 7, 2014

perfection

/pərˈfekSHən/
noun.
Emma Watson

"What is the definition of perfection?"
"Emma Watson."

by fllowersinyourhair September 17, 2014

perfection at its finest

kim samuels nose

woah his nose is perfection at its finest

by anjolina July 13, 2019

Joe 'Perfect'

A Joe is a friend that you can always have a laugh with, a good friend but also a very feminine friend with an attraction to short-shorts, dogs and anything particularly queer. But a Joe is an amazing friend and if a girl is lucky enough to get a Joe, they shouldn't let him go because he is, more often than not, the best guy you will ever be with. He is very thoughtful and will always say what he thinks is right. A Joe is also very sexy and has a huge penis... that is all.

Girl: That guys dick was HUUGE... He was defiantly a Joe.
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'

by TeehBubbleWrappedUnicorn April 19, 2010