Matt Gilliat, also affectionately referred to as Gilly, is undoubtedly at least 65% beer. Will be the definition of a DILF in 20 years, effortlessly banging all his daughter’s friends. He puts Bud Light in his cheerios and pisses Mich Ultra. He feels complete with his brothers, yes has a tendency of getting lost in porta potties.
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