cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

quince farmer

a farmer of quince's (homosexuals)

Person 1:hello
Person 2:hello
Person 1:im a quince farmer
Person 2:ok

by Awesome11111 October 14, 2009

Farmers League

A term to describe a league that, usually, only has a single team winning it every season.

“Man, Haaland is gonna turn the Premier League into a Farmers League.”

by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual

Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that

by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017

Point Farmer

Someone who posts truckloads of juicy internet content (memes, videos, etc) to get internet points in return.

Those meme channels are big point farmers!

by Based Cow December 4, 2021

farmer bread

A human or being that’s from or is a landowning truck driving mullet having country being that is in a suburban neighborhood .

Tanner’s always working on his truck rather than going golfing with us. He’s farmer bread for sure

by weenygenie July 13, 2021

farmer brown's cock

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".

On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."

by DjDenudo December 8, 2016