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The Creeper

A situation during the defecation process in which the individual defecating feels the feces within their digestive system. However, it refuses (or takes a long time) to exit via the anus, remaining in the system, and can exit the anus at any given moment thus the name 'The Creeper'.
Yo man I swear to God I sat on that fucking toilet for a good 15 minutes and my shit would not come out, I just went through The Creeper, shit got real in there.
The Creeper by creeeperr May 11, 2014
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224 Creeper-Code Alert 

When you're out partying with your girls and there's a guy making strange eye contact from across the room, or licks his lips as he approaches you, you yell out "224" to your friends who will come to your side to pretend to talk to you about something important, whisk you away to the bathroom and if necessary, make a human wall so that you can avoid any contact with said approaching creeper. This is also sometimes implemented when a person is talking to you and you didn't think they were initially a creeper but the conversations is quickly devolving into something actually quite creepy.
"Remember when I had to call a 224 Creeper-Code Alert on that guy at the bar last weekend? He seemed okay at first, but then after like 5 minutes, he started talking about us traveling to Barcelona and how I would have his kids one day. "
224 Creeper-Code Alert by TifHub06 February 5, 2017

sleeper creeper

The act of smoking bud before going to bed. This will give the smoker a strong mid night snack appetite and a long and satisfying sleep.
Yo dude, you wanna meet up for a sleeper creeper, I need to get a really good night of sleep tonight.
sleeper creeper by Maba February 1, 2007

tepee creeper 

referring to Native Americans that used to creep up on white settlers
Bill told me to keep an eye out for tepee creepers while hunting
tepee creeper by tophercat9 June 2, 2010

Facebook Creeper 

When someone (usually a guy) just looks for hot girls from other schools in the surrounding area. Sometimes because they cant get girls from their own school, or because the selection of girls at their school is bad. They then proceed to get their number and text them non-stop. Once you get one, the easier it is to get more and more and more and more. Usually never actually seeing them in person. Sometimes refereed to as "Creepin'"
Definition 1
Brandon- How does Dillon know all these girls?
Me- He just Facebook Creeps every night.
Brandon- What cant he get any girls from our school?
Me-Apparently not so he has to resort to adding every hot girl he sees on Facebook.
Brandon- He's such a Facebook Creeper.
Me- Word.

Definition 2
(Creepin')
Guy 1- Man the girls suck at our school.
Guy 2- Yeah thats why im creepin'.
Guy 1-Yeah i might go creepin' tonight.
Facebook Creeper by muscled pegasus February 18, 2011

Wall Creeper 

If you piss him off, Wall Creeper will fuck you up! This may include your reputation, personal life, status, etc
Wall Creeper by Executrix December 14, 2009

ass creeper 

one who dwels and snacks on the inside of one's ass hole
damn, whats wrong with peter.Oh, he hasnt gottin that ass creeper out yet
ass creeper by pernis June 8, 2003