blonde race 

Blonde race, not really race. I know what you mean above, but it's just a heavy variation of the caucasian race, losely called white's sometines under professional circumstances.

blonde race, losely called whites.and have the same ethnicity of southern europeans. Europeans-caucasian, light sking people, race. head stucture, round eyes, caucasian body, thin lips.

blonde race by Angeles211 September 6, 2006

Kick a Blonde Day

The day of the year when brunettes start a war and start fighting blondes
February 3rd
(Does not include dirty blondes)

Carl: Oh shit yeah it's Kick a Blonde Day, time to kick a retarded blonde.

Kick a Blonde Day by retardedblonde2023 January 27, 2019

blonde roots are showing

When a person who isnt a blonde has a blonde moment

rik: did you get that joke

jenna (who is a brunette): No

rik explains the joke...

jenna: ahhh sorry my blonde roots are showing

blonde roots are showing by noel fieldings hairspray August 5, 2008

bleacher blonde 

One of those girls who goes to high school baseball/football/soccer games etc who typically..
-does not watch the game at all
-talks in high pictch "oh my god guess what?!" voice, laughs loudly and annoys others in the stands
-travels in a pack of others similar to her
-has bleached blonde hair
-has fake tan
-wears short shorts and low cut shirts
-wears large sunglasses
(A bleacher blonde does not necessarily have to be a blonde.)

"Omg kerstie did you see that hott guy in the stands over there?!" "oh em gee! No! Where?!" (someone from stands watching the game)- "those bleacher blondes arent even watching the game. I hope she gets hit with a foul ball!"

bleacher blonde by sarahfara53 July 27, 2009

Strawberry-Blonde 

Sandwich grip half ass quarter turn jerk. And sloppy suck the rocket like you are sipening gas from a 1986 Toyota Tacoma

sloppy blowjob

She strawberry-blonde me all night long.

Strawberry-Blonde by Harmiley December 14, 2018

Bl1nd

A 20 year old person with an afro who protects Leelousters and Thedragons. This person also sticks up people right outside of mcdonalds with a broken Chardonnay bottle. He loves licking mens sweaty underwear and makes 14 year olds happy in their special places

"Mommy, A Bl1nd licked me last night" Screamed Derek. "What a coincidence, I got robbed by one while buying you your lunch" Said Derek's whore

Bl1nd by Inuphant March 28, 2008

Blend 43 

A brown, water soluble powder. Said to be edible, Blend 43 is form of instant coffee. A common misconception is that Blend 43 contains caffeine as one will experience a small 'hit' as the substance is consumed. This is actually not true as it is the acrid taste which will wake the unfortunate person from their stupor. CAUTION: People with taste buds or weak hearts are advised to stay clear of this substance.

Jim: Hey, here is the coffee, 2 sugars right?

Han: Thanks bro, yeah that's good. {proceeds to drink coffee}

Han: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh WTF is this shi...{convulses on floor}

Jim: Blend 43. Are you ok? OMG. Call 911 now!

Blend 43 by Bogahn by Armani October 23, 2012