February 14

The day one dumbass called another dumbass for a whore, and thus a friendship was born.

(also valentines day which is pretty ironic, but screw that it's Ash and Matt day)

Matt: you know February 14 right?
me: oh the day I called you a whore!
Matt: ...

by sssenpai? April 30, 2020

February 14

all the single best friends get to fuck

bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:

by siktireli November 11, 2024

14/16ing

Based on bear and cub dynamics, 14/16ing is when a 30 year old male is so enamored with a 50 year old male that he mimics everything the elder does and then orally gratifies his mentor . 14/16ing usually results in a reverse soul patch

Rob and Matt are watching WWE and jamming tonight, but im pretty sure they are 14/16ing. Matt's reverse soul patch is a dead giveaway!

by CORNEDBEEFANDTHESAVAGE April 9, 2020

November 14

Any girl who's born on this date holds the title of being ultra cute. especially people who's name's start with the letter "c"

(This is directed at 1 specific person but you can still send it to them)

Bf: it’s November 14 do you know what that means?

Extremely pretty gf: it’s my birthday?

Bf: yes but it’s the day the prettiest girl ever was born

by Kanye chest May 5, 2024

January 14

Tell you bf/boy bsf you love him and give him a long hug🤍❤️ 🔥

Girl:hi!🤍

Boy:hi!

Girl:ily! *gives long hug*

Boy: what was that for?-

Girl:for our awesome relationship and besides it’s January 14th!

Boy:oh- nice?😂

by Abbythatsunflowergirl January 8, 2022

14

14 is the Sacred Number Associated with Royal Musical Artist/Spiritual/Sexual Leader Matthew Edward Hall, Along With William Penn, Whom Share The Same Oct 14th Birthday. William Penn signed The Peace Treaty With Tamanend(St. Tammany), Matthew's Double Direct Ancestor & The Patron Saint of America. Known Also as The Chief of Chiefs.

I keep seeing the number 14 everywhere now, articles, video views and times, receipt numbers. Even the numbers in URL's formed at random.

by EliseFranklin09 August 18, 2021

December 14

stinky osu players were born today!
fuck you
also dutch people

guy 1: hey its December 14, my birthday!
guy 2: fuck you osu weeb

by osudutchhater1 April 3, 2024