national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day grants anybody the right to slap any guys ass.

national slap a guys ass day takes place may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

National Clingy Day

(Oct 29), a day where all boyfriends can be as clingy as they wish with no repercussions, or complaints from their girlfriend.

Jake: “Yo bro, I’ve been having a helluva day!”
Luke: “Why bro?”
Jake: “It’s national clingy day!”

by deathaine October 27, 2024

national give your girl a hoodie day

this day april 25 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie

the day of april 25 is a very good day for giving your girlfriend a hoodie on national give your girl a hoodie day

by nsnnsnajjshebw April 22, 2022

National Send Nudes Day

September 1st is National Send Nudes Day! Send nudes to your special someone, a friend, or just a random stranger on Snapchat! Just don’t go crazy... and don’t show your face!!

Hey bro it’s National Send Nudes Day so lemme see that dick

by ChrissssTheCraze August 31, 2019

National punch a person who is taller than u day

GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,

This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!

Xoxo - revenge

Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT

by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020

National Hug Your Bestfriend Day

A celebration celebrated on February 22 give your bestie a hug ❤️

It’s February 22 do you know what day it is?

Its National Hug Your Bestfriend Day

by La Wera 956 February 19, 2022

National Pedas Day

A national day celebrated by all the pedas out there. This day is used to fuck it up in every sense of the word “fuck it up”. Takes place on FEBURARY 22 and is typically spent with the people you fw the most.

Aaron: “you ready for National Pedas Day”
Denys:” HELL YEAH we staying up till the sun comes up”

by NICEFATCAKES February 3, 2019