troll that writes name definitions: billyshrub is the kindest person you'll ever meet. he is super cool and-
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP
everyone: SHUT THE HECK UP
by billyshrub July 6, 2023
Get the name definitionsmug. I'm mean you hear this motherfucker saying that if "you listen deeply enough you can hear the voice of God," That's still just YOU. You projecting yourself onto the book. Your will.
Hym "You want to know Jordan Peterson's real and secret definition of psychopath? It's the man who does not fear God. Loser? Anyone who won't dance for the creature's amusement. Coward? Anyone who won't let God punish them. He doesn't actually care whether or not God is ontologically real. He believes that all people need to be subordinate to some "higher-order abstraction", Adam. God is just a euphemism to him. So, "the collective good" or "humanity". And he's perfectly willing to speak for it. And anyone who ISN'T subordinate to said "higher-order abstraction" IS JUSTIFIED IN BEING COMPELLED. It's just implicit theocracy. And I know what you're thinking. "BUT I'M AN ATHEIST!" But do you believe in some sort of greater good? That's the SAME THING TO HIM. 'God' isn't 'God' to Jordan Peterson. God is whatever he needs it to be to justify doing whatever he wants."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2023
Get the Definitionmug. This definition is hularious
by TockSaPill November 12, 2019
Get the Definitionmug. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by Elysmile April 7, 2021
Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!mug. Someone who always brings up dictionary definitions to aid them in arguments on the internet.
A subclass of the keyboard-warrior who has studied and mastered the art of using-google-no-jutsu.
A subclass of the keyboard-warrior who has studied and mastered the art of using-google-no-jutsu.
Step 1: Analyse the definitions of every single word of your opponent's argument.
Step 2: As soon as you find a mistake like a misused word, copy-paste the definition as your argument, invalidating everything your opponent just said and making them look stupid.
Step 3 (optional): Decorate and personalize your copy-pasted definition to give it your own flair.
Example A: 'Insert definition'. Just keep your mouth shut if you don't even know what you're talking about.
Example B: Hey, I totally see where you're coming from, but 'insert correction your opponent'.
'Insert definition'.
Don't worry, we all make mistakes!
Step 4: You won. We're using the second definition of won, since you didn't actually win anything in the sense of gaining. You can't even feel smart because you literally just used Google. But hey, that is the curse of being a true Definition-duellist.
Step 2: As soon as you find a mistake like a misused word, copy-paste the definition as your argument, invalidating everything your opponent just said and making them look stupid.
Step 3 (optional): Decorate and personalize your copy-pasted definition to give it your own flair.
Example A: 'Insert definition'. Just keep your mouth shut if you don't even know what you're talking about.
Example B: Hey, I totally see where you're coming from, but 'insert correction your opponent'.
'Insert definition'.
Don't worry, we all make mistakes!
Step 4: You won. We're using the second definition of won, since you didn't actually win anything in the sense of gaining. You can't even feel smart because you literally just used Google. But hey, that is the curse of being a true Definition-duellist.
by LiterallyDyingRNUwU December 27, 2020
Get the Definition-duellistmug. A definition created on urbandictionary by an edgelord.
Aka me. I'm sorry for defining racist stuff, please spare me yall i hope to live another day tommorow
Aka me. I'm sorry for defining racist stuff, please spare me yall i hope to live another day tommorow
A black person: This mf making racist definitions, we gotta bomb his house
2pacalypse DDoS tool: 123 Sesame Street
A black person: *calls gang*
1 week later
"WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!"
Ohh. Naggers, of course. : I'M SORRY
2pacalypse DDoS tool: 123 Sesame Street
A black person: *calls gang*
1 week later
"WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!"
Ohh. Naggers, of course. : I'M SORRY
by Ohh. Naggers, of course. January 25, 2025
Get the Racist Definitionmug. what im doing right now
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025
Get the spamming new definitionsmug.