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Shanks

'Red-Haired' Shanks is the sexy scruffy ginger badass who is like the father figure of Luffy.

Damn this guy is so fucking cool. Wherever he walks, people fucking faint in his presence, and not because he probably smells like booze and the fucking sea.

He fucking let a guy smash him on the head with a bottle and he just laughed it off.

Damn this guy's self control is so fucking sick that he didn't chop that mountain bandit into a 1500 slice count package of man salami. He wields a sword called fucking Gryphon and once was in Roger's Crew and gave Luffy his straw hat, aka his namesake. That's right, if Shanks never existed, the rest of his crew would probably be fucking dead or suffering. He used to fight Mihawk a lot, and even let a Sea King bite his arm off, just for the future generation.

You can't beat a guy like Shanks.
Person 1: I think Katakuri is cool.
Person 2: Yeah, well you can't beat Shanks!
Person 1: OMG Shanks. I want to eat his lice.
by AkagamiEmperor January 24, 2021
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wang-shank

Wang-Shank(v) is a euphemism for sex.
"Dude, I totally wang-shanked a girl last night."
"I wanna go wang-shank that hot little mexican over there."
"I got wang-shanked so good last night."
"Hey baby, do you mind if I wang-shank you?"
by Lewis. September 9, 2008
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Shank

Hebrew slang for transsexual man or woman, it is only used as a noun. The etymological origin of the word is descendent from a famous German Jewish Icon called Shankovich. He was an urban legend among the oppressed Jewish community in Munich under the Hitlerian Regime starting from 1938. Thus the Shank was applauded by his Jewish family members and community he was kidnapped by the Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler (LSSAH). The young man had been traumatized by the violence of the rapes he suffered from the members of the Hitlerian entourage. This distress leads the Shank into performing on himself a castration ceremony that was followed by a surgical procedure of sexual change. Sadly the word Shank is now used with a very negative connotation as it describes in Hebrew either a man who suffered from carnal anal acts with no consent, a man who lost his virility or simply a transsexual person.
e.g:
1)"You are such a Shank."- insult
2) "Don’t call me Shank, I’m sorry that you couldn’t accept the new me; I am a woman now and I’m proud."- Claim
3) "Yesterday I saw a Shank in front of the Moulin Rouge in Paris, a very horrible and disturbing image."- Gossip
by first-class-citizen April 27, 2010
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Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.
CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.
by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019
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I Shank Banks For You

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a I Shank Banks For You
by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025
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I Shank Back

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "I Shank Backs"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 16, 2025
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Shank

Shit (poop) and wank (masturbate),
by Veer Partap Singh Randhawa January 21, 2023
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