This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.
It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.
It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.
Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.
by Super Queef October 26, 2009
Get the Shankmug. by meep meep sheep November 27, 2019
Get the shankedmug. The act of fisting a girl repeatedly out of anger and then shoving dildos in and out rapidly.you can use other round objects such as Carrots, Cucumbers, Pickles, Traffic cones, Poles, Lead Pipes, Ice Cream Cones (with or without Ice Cream), Feet, Florescent Light bulb, and last but not least The Denver Broncos.
by bigblackwolf November 6, 2012
Get the Vagina Shankingmug. Derrick was so mad at Gina for say "he's a baby and he's a boy" 10,000 times that he stabbed her over and over again with his pink shank until her pussy wept tears of creamy joy.
by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023
Get the Pink shankmug. Person One: Listen here pal. Make one move and I'll shiggley shank you.
Person Two: *Shaking* Ok man I-I'll do what you w-want just don't shiggley shank me.
Person Two: *Shaking* Ok man I-I'll do what you w-want just don't shiggley shank me.
by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019
Get the shiggley shankmug. 
by Lwebbdawg November 22, 2019
Get the Throat shankmug.