When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.
by Roman Atwood May 30, 2018
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Get the Old Timer mug.The act of squirting chocolate milk into your mouth, then taking a swig of milk directly from the udder of a milk cow, and shaking it back and forth to make chocolate milk in your cheeks.
"I've naught time for thine cup nor thine spoon, but Glladys, mine milking cow serves me well for making the Old Amish as dessert, once."
by Erogenous Bosch August 5, 2022
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F1: "Oh did you know Johnny is back in town?"
F2: "yeah I did"
F1: "soooo what's your plan"
F2: "oh nothing really, he is just an old fling, I have no real interest"
F2: "yeah I did"
F1: "soooo what's your plan"
F2: "oh nothing really, he is just an old fling, I have no real interest"
by Andrew Little February 14, 2022
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Father: Son, I have a box of old porn to give to you.
Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
Son: Gee thanks but no thanks dad. I found your old porn long ago and I'm tired of it too.
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Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?
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