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Mexican Police Squad 

The underground police force of which the general public are unaware of, which prevents the regular police force from messing up too badly or beating up too many people. They also perform other necessary police actions to more or less prevent the Americas from blowing up under their own immense powers.
The Mexican Police Squad came by my house the other day and stopped the evil evolutionists from kidnapping my little boy for their evolutionary schemes. I feel so much safer with them around... in the underground.

charity police 

People that bitch about those caring for a cause, when there are so many other causes that are more "worthy." Can't we care for multiple things that are "worthy?"
Great, here comes the Charity Police to tell us how to direct our outrage.

marlboro police

A township dept where all they care about is smoking cigars in their retarded cop cars and sitting checking their Facebook that has only 2 friends, like you should think about getting a life. Plus don't they be taking your free period in class talking about how bad this stuff is. Like they should shut up a worries about getting themselves a life and to teach themselves a little smoking lesson. Half of the are so freken lazy that they turn on the sirens and lights that will take them two seconds to pass but no" they need the 1,2,3 dollar foods at McDonald while freken whole foods is being robed.
Kid "Hey what do you do for a living "
Officer" I am a cop for the marlboro police kid, didn't you know"
Kid "What do you do"
Officer " Go to mcdonalds and sell them out of burgers,smoke in the cars, and dont stop any of the crimes that happen."
Kid "WOW, dont I fell safe now knowing you cops are so fucken lasy
marlboro police by LIL FAZIO May 4, 2018

darcy police 

hype beast, gets merceriees denyels pusser and he likes clothing and hype-beasts. he liked hawthorn and long walks on the beach (Lorne beach). call him chubby D
eg. "yo lukasmusic, bring me the bape my brother" - Darcy police

Bangladesh Police 

A common khankir pola that's dishonest and always looks for bribe and acts retarded and thinks that they're supreme of all when they're just bunch of piece of shits
Hey look it's yo motherfucking Bangladesh Police
Bangladesh Police by Crabotex August 1, 2018

Internet Police 

This kind of person may be a real police or just a vigilante. Most Internet Police are literally jerks or even trolls.
Known kinds of Internet Police:
Horny Police: Not a cop that is horny but it will give you a ticket for being horny.
Faggot Police: Commonly mentioned in 4chan due to hilarious reasons.
Edge Police: These are the cops that edgelords should watch out for.
Person 1: Can you define me what's an Internet Police?
Person 2: Those are just vigilantes or literal trolls. Nuff' said.
P1: Well, someone "snitched" me for being Horny.
P2: Just Ignore them, they're just joking even if they're a troll.
Internet Police by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021